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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2009|02:35 pm]
majikia: Is this seriously fran/larsa porn? XD
Resident Lune: Yes. DX Very yes.
majikia: Oh interbutt
Resident Lune: WHERE IS MY BASCH ON BASCH PORN
majikia: ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL
majikia: Hell yes XD
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2009|11:25 pm]
mcfroglegs: and then they'll be like "can you do that again?" and she'll be like "...I don't know, maybe if I pray really hard and offer Poitionne a fish...."
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2009|11:28 am]
majikia: How to play Murata drunk, by Jenny
majikia: Step 1. French accent.
majikia: Step 2. Pretend she is any other character that Jenny has ever played and not Murata
majikia: Step 3. ???
majikia: Step 4. Profit.
majikia: I guess step 3 would be hit on Jim XD
shimmercat2: How to play Dieder drunk, by Liz
shimmercat2: Step 1: Hit on everything that walks on two legs
shimmercat2: Step 2: Realize that this is not so different from playing Dieder sober, only with less angst
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(no subject) [Aug. 20th, 2009|11:48 pm]
mcfroglegs: brock has the weirdest shit in common with me.
majikia: XD
mcfroglegs: like mashed potato sandwiches
mcfroglegs: and some other really weird things
mcfroglegs: which
mcfroglegs: maybe
mcfroglegs: that is an arguement for brock really being a lesbian
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(no subject) [Jun. 11th, 2009|11:32 am]
shimmercat2: ARE YOU HIDING DILDO LAUNDRY
shimmercat2: ...sometimes I hide dildo laundry like easter eggs! :D
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2009|08:31 pm]
otokooya: Hey... do you know much about the etiquette of Facebook?
majikia: Uhm, I guess! Why?
otokooya: Someone posts a question for you on your wall... how do you answer? On their wall??
majikia: Yep!
otokooya: But the question is not on their wall
majikia: Right, but you answer on their wall
otokooya: Ah! OK. Next queston...
otokooya: True or false... Otterhounds have webbed feet
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(no subject) [Feb. 7th, 2009|11:36 am]
mcfroglegs: DO YOU HAVE EGGS
mcfroglegs: OF THE NON-UTERAN KIND
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(no subject) [Dec. 21st, 2008|07:38 pm]
majikia: Apparently some patient jumped out of an ambulence driving down the road
majikia: and immediately got hit by a car
You Damned Kids: what the hell
You Damned Kids: what was wrong with them?
majikia: I have no clue
majikia: It's one of those news story teasers
You Damned Kids: TONIGHT AT 11, MAN JUMPS OUT OF AMBULANCE WITH PIG IN TOW
You Damned Kids: FIND OUT HOW YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE EFFECTED
You Damned Kids: TONIGHT AT 11, WE THROW BRICKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOWS AND SET YOU HOUSE ON FIRE
You Damned Kids: ARE YOUR PETS SAFE? TUNE IN
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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2008|10:16 pm]
majikia: RFL
You Damned Kids: really fat leprechauns
You Damned Kids: who all here seen the really fat leprechaun say yeah

You Damned Kids: "Protective armor forged by Chet Bleekstone, one of the greatest Dark Elf blacksmiths who ever lived. "
You Damned Kids: that is not a dark elf name.
majikia: CARL DARKTREE, FINEST DARK ELF MUSICIAN TO GRACE THE DARK ELF COURTS
majikia: BOB BLACKBEEF, HISTORY REMEMBERS HIM AS THE GREATEST CHEF IN THE HISTORY OF THE DARK ELVAN EMPIRE
You Damned Kids: FRANK BREAKROCKS, THE BEST DARK ELF THAT EVER ATE TWO HOT DOGS AT ONCE
You Damned Kids: BRICK STEELASS
You Damned Kids: RICK FIGHTBONES
majikia: ERIC MUSCLERAVEN
You Damned Kids: DALE RIPBRANCH
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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2008|02:30 am]
m a j i k i a: holy crap it's 2:30
inkedinpink: in cases like that
inkedinpink: i just tell myself that batman never sleeps either
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2008|10:14 pm]
You Damned Kids: so
You Damned Kids: solid snake has an ipod?
m a j i k i a: Yes.
You Damned Kids: what.
m a j i k i a: Yes.
You Damned Kids: what.
m a j i k i a: Yes.
You Damned Kids: okay.
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(no subject) [Jun. 9th, 2008|12:28 am]
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2008|02:30 pm]
m a j i k i a: Gemi we could never play Ramza and Delita together, because all our scenes would just end up being really drawn out awkward "met that guy I hated in high school at the supermarket" stuff
inkedinpink: EXCEPT MAJI
inkedinpink: THAT WOULD BE PRETTY GREAT
inkedinpink: fuck now you've given me the mental image of them both shopping at the supermarket
m a j i k i a: They grab for the same jar of peanut butter
m a j i k i a: and are like "Oh!" "...Oh."
m a j i k i a: "Hi..." "Uh, hello."
m a j i k i a: "So..."
m a j i k i a: "How've you been?"
m a j i k i a: "Oh, you know." "Yeah."
m a j i k i a: "Well, I've got to go...rule the country, you know?"
m a j i k i a: "Yeah! I've got to kill Jesus."
m a j i k i a: "Nice...uh, talking to you."
m a j i k i a: "Yeah see you around."
inkedinpink: and then they all had sex
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2007|09:45 pm]
You Damned Kids: "Lauren Wilson decided to take a vow of abstinence at age 13. She didn't kiss her husband until their wedding day."
that geisha: ROFL YES
that geisha: THAT'S THE BEST PART
You Damned Kids: "I didn't like the teasing, the flirting, the dating, the breaking up," said Lauren Wilson, now 22.
You Damned Kids: gettin married at 22!
You Damned Kids: all right!
that geisha: ROFL
that geisha: WOO
that geisha: Air guitar
that geisha: inevitable divorce guitar
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2007|02:00 pm]
a cuddlyfish: I LOVE THE FANMIX
a cuddlyfish: GEMI NEEDS TO DO LOTS OF THEM
a cuddlyfish: AND SALLY NEEDS TO MAKE MORE ICONS
a cuddlyfish: I'LL DRAW FOR SALLY MAKING ICONS
a cuddlyfish: AND THEN YOU'LL BOTH BE PROBED
a cuddlyfish: .......
a cuddlyfish: BRIBED
inked in pink: .............................
a cuddlyfish: NOT... PROBED
inked in pink: ryu what
inked in pink: NO
inked in pink: NO
inked in pink: I THINK YOU TYPED THAT
a cuddlyfish: I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THAT
a cuddlyfish: THEY'RE UH
a cuddlyfish: KIND OF
a cuddlyfish: THE SAME

m a j i k i a: ...ROOFL RYU
m a j i k i a: SECRETLY AN ALIEN
m a j i k i a: I KNEW IT
m a j i k i a: :| :|
m a j i k i a: NO HUMAN DRAWS THAT WELL
a cuddlyfish: WHAT MAJI WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
a cuddlyfish: I LOVE HUMANS
a cuddlyfish: BECAUSE I AM ONE
m a j i k i a: RIGHT.
m a j i k i a: I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.
m a j i k i a: AND YOUR TENTACLES.
a cuddlyfish: I CAN'T BE ALIEN
a cuddlyfish: BECAUSE UHM
a cuddlyfish: what is something aliens hate????
mcfroglegs: COWS
m a j i k i a: the common cold
inked in pink: VIRUSES
a cuddlyfish: CRAP
a cuddlyfish: i don't like any of those
mcfroglegs: WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE COWS
m a j i k i a: Alien.
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(no subject) [Oct. 5th, 2007|12:21 am]
mcfroglegs: i totally shit basch/ashe
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(no subject) [Sep. 30th, 2007|10:45 pm]
inkedinpink: WHINE WHINE WHINE, SALLY
inkedinpink: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH YOUR WHINE
mcfroglegs: MEAN MEAN MEAN, GEMI
mcfroglegs: WOULD YOU LIKE A MEDIAN WITH YOUR MEAN X(
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(no subject) [Sep. 6th, 2007|03:46 pm]
m a j i k i a: I wonder if it will ever be lupus
You Damned Kids: no
You Damned Kids: it's never lupus
You Damned Kids: ever
You Damned Kids: that show is like some kind of lupus blue balls machine
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2007|12:26 am]
inked in pink: I THINK THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FACE EVER
inked in pink: =D =D =D
inked in pink: nothing better conveys "I'm happy, but also kind of an idiot!"
m a j i k i a: I like 8) for that XD
mcfroglegs: 8)
mcfroglegs: yes
m a j i k i a: But Trillian makes it into a sunglasses face XD
inked in pink: to me, 8) is mildly sarcastic
mcfroglegs: 8D is that
mcfroglegs: 8) is just cute and dumb
inked in pink: like "you're a dumbass but i'm trying to be more subtle than 8D"
mcfroglegs: WRONG
mcfroglegs: it is cute and dumb. X(
inked in pink: if you say so 8)
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2007|08:00 pm]
You Damned Kids: oh my god, i'm showing three of the five signs of pregnancy
You Damned Kids: what do i do help

m a j i k i a: What're you reading?
You Damned Kids: webmd
You Damned Kids: i don't know why
m a j i k i a: Are you worried that you might be pregnant?
You Damned Kids: well i am now
m a j i k i a: JESUS I TOLD YOU TO STOP SLEEPING AROUND
m a j i k i a: YOU WHORE
You Damned Kids: i think it was from sitting on a public toilet
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